I'm never sure whether I should find the Daddy Thing movies creepy or hot. Real girls who really want to fuck their Daddies are kind of creepy, and so are the real daddies who really want to fuck their actual daughters, but that never happens in porn these days -- it hasn't since the mid-eighties, really, with a couple of fringey exceptions. Since the Daddy Thing movies are always about best friend's dads, step-uncles, authority figures and just plain older men, I guess it doesn't make that big a difference, but I'm still on the fence.
The first scene that Elegant Angel proudly presents in the fifth iteration of the franchise has a nice long setup, fraught with creepy music and ominous camera angles. When Lee Stone barges right on ahead into Dakoda Brookes' apartment and then claims to be a cop who's there to interview her about a break-in, it's hard to gauge whether he's legit or not, but it turns out that he's for real and she's the crazy stalker. Dakoda is a cute little blonde who looks, after a little while, considerably more mature than her age would lead one to believe; she has a great pair of tits and a sexy tattooed body. As expected, she seduces him and takes him on, after trading oral, in missionary, spoon, RCG and cowgirl before he pops on her feet.
Smokie Flame has just come over to hang out at her friend's house; as is the way of these things, Alexis isn't home, but her dad is, and after Smokie spends a little time hanging out in Alexis' room, caressing herself and changing clothes -- de rigueur when spending time alone at a friend's house -- she makes her way down to where Mark Davis is resting after a stressful afternoon of spying on her while she was caressing herself and changing clothes. Perky redhead Smokie confesses that she's never seen a penis -- unlikely -- and tries to get to Mark's. eventually, of course, she does, and she sucks on it, and gets fucked in RCG, cowgirl and missionary before taking a load on her own toes, which she is sucking at the time.
Scene 3 is a really weird one, in which Dino Bravo, apparently nearly comatose, is assaulted and more or less raped in his hospital bed by Missy Stone, who is either a very bad doctor or a very friendly nutcase who has wandered in off the street. She makes him, for instance, drink from a jug that we are supposed to think contains his own piss, which no doctor I have ever met would do. Then she undresses and climbs aboard while he just lies there and groans. She blows him, rides him in cowgirl and RCG, sits on his face, and finally rouses him to take her in standing doggy bent over the bed and then give her a facial. The fact that most of the fucking takes place with Bravo lying on his back and moaning incoherently makes this one sort of a specialty item, although tight brunette Missy's dirtiness comes close to rescuing it.
Herschel Savage is a creepy old man with what Marie McCray charmingly refers to as "tourniquets, or whatever" -- a syndrome in which he just talks dirty all day long and then molests his niece, which is not all that much of a stretch for Herschel, since he either plays that role in every movie or just is that guy. Of course, Marie, who is young, blonde, "naïve" and chirpy, goes for it like gangbusters. She starts off giving him a tentative handjob and then blows him, followed by fucking in cowgirl, RCG, spoon, missionary, and a facial (this movie is not living up to the foot-based money shot promise it held out in the beginning).
Kelly Skyline is at her therapist's to talk about her issues - depression, drinking, and a tendency to stay home and not go out as much as she used to. As any therapist knows, a depressed drunk chick with no social life is an easy mark, so Alec Knight does what any respectable counselor would -- drains a flask of booze, tricks her into sucking his cock by telling her it's a banana from her childhood, and fucks the cute little blonde in missionary, cowgirl, spoon, RCG and doggy before glazing her face.
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