Let me begin by saying that the best thing in this movie is Tommy Pistol. No reflection on the sex or the girls, or the "plot", but Tommy Pistol may be the new millennium's Jerry Butler, a lovable goofball who is instantly likeable and who you will remember as much for his onscreen clowning as for his fuckery, if not more. It's rare for a male actor to be noticeable at all, let alone to shine, but Tommy Pistol is a damn hoot. As a sex performer, he's not a standout, but he's a funny motherfucker.
Aside from that, this movie is more of what you bought the first Joanna's Angels for - tattooed girls with crazy hair and thrift-store clothes. If you like punky, gothy, alternative girls with tattoos, piercings and too much makeup, this movie is more or less your holy grail. Joanna and all of the girls are astute enough to realize that their plot is ludicrous, and the only real professional in the cast is Mr. Marcus. Absolutely no effort was put into this - any single one of its performers has probably spent more on tattoos than the entire shooting budget of the film - but it's a great movie. I don't mean great like Citizen Kane or Gone with the Wind, just great as in "we had a great time at the club".
After a funny interview, the Angels give Tommy Pistol a job, tossing away a folder with the other applicants' resumes (including Charlotte Stokely's picture) when they accept him. As soon as Tommy gets the job, a call arrives on the Angelphone, or whatever that thing is - the babydoll of the president (played by Mr. Marcus) has been kidnapped; after searching frantically he found a ransom note - the kidnapper wants all things “alt” outlawed. Marcus calls on Joanna's Angels, and Winston (the guy on the Angelphone) sends Joanna to the Oval Office, leaving Tommy and the Angels in Angel HQ.
Scene 1 - Joanna Angel, James Deen, Mr. Marcus
Joanna shows up at the Oval Office, inspects the ransom note and strips down for Secret Agent/boyfriend James Deen and the president immediately. Joanna loves the cock, and she loses no time in making use of both of the ones in the room, sucking both of them and then shifting so that Mr. Marcus in her mouth and James in her pussy. Position switches ensue, with Joanna in reverse cowgirl and blowing Marcus, then taking James in her ass and then a double penetration and a facial that leaves her swimming in goo.
Back at Angel HQ, Sabrina Sparx and Kylee Kross are doing yoga and Tommy Pistol is flailing hilariously in an attempt to follow along. Joanna comes home, assigns the missions, giving Tommy all the hard work, and sends the Angels off about their business.
Scene 2 - Pixie Pearl, Tommy Pistol
Tommy, running errands for Joanna, heads into a record store in search of the custodian of records, but finds, instead, a bitchy Goth clerk who blows him off at first and then just blows him. Pixie has small breasts and shortish black hair with scarlet streaks, and she clearly finds Tommy as charming as I do, because she strips down and invites him in. They tear up the record store in all the major positions until Tommy lays her out on a desk and unloads on her face, after which he realizes he's supposed to be running errands for Joanna, and he heads out, giving her an affectionate and hilariously insincere smack in the face.
Back at the lair, we find Joanna dancing around endearingly, a little minute-long T&A music video; Whether or not you like her or her tattoos or her music or whatever, you have to admit she has great tits, and she slings them around appealingly while she's dancing. Secret agent James Deen comes over and dumps her, telling her she's too "alt" and that he needs a more mainstream girlfriend. She breaks down and cries, and Kylee Cross comes back to find her weeping on the couch, and comforts her, telling her everything will be okay.
Scene 3 - Mr. Marcus, Pinky Lee
President Marcus is enjoying a little executive privilege with his intern, Pinky Lee, who's blowing him under the desk as he deals with the affairs of state. The blowjob runs its course, with Pinky disrobing in the middle to show us a nice - if unadorned - body. She seems to be the least alt of the alt girls so far, with a big pair of nipple rings and only one obvious tat on the back of her left arm. She takes a facial, but when there's a knock at the door, the Prez hustles her into a cabinet, hiding her from whoever it is.
Scene 4 - Mr. Marcus, Kylee Cross
Senior Angel Kylee has come to reassure the President that the case is under control. She's got black hair with blonde streaks done up in a forties glamour-girl style, and if Pinky was the least alt girl so far, Kylee may be the most. She has bars in her nipples, a piercing above her clit, a pair of six-guns tattooed on her waist, a sleeve on her left arm, a pectoral piece on her chest, and other tats on her neck, right arm, and her ass, as well as a star inside her right ear, which is dedication to the cause, if you ask me. Reassuring the president is as simple as saying "We've got it under control," and after that it's just a matter of fucking him, which she does, with some cocksucking, pussy-eating, and finally an internal explosion
Scene 5 - Tommy Pistol, Sabrina Sparx, Dana De Armond
Tommy's been trolling Myplace.com, and he's found the president's baby girl. He calls Sabrina Sparx, a pink-haired hipster, for help. We find Dana De Armond, a tasty brunette, bound to a St. Andrew's cross and writhing either in agony or ecstasy, to an awful panty jam on a boombox. She's been brainwashed into a mall-going mainstream girl, and the only way to save her? Well, they're going to have to fuck her brains out. Dana's got a couple of genital piercings and some tats too, as well as a great pair of bouncy tits that jiggle appealingly while she's coming, which she appears to do early and often. Tommy and Sabrina put her through the wringer, and the real Dana finally surfaces, and the three go at it in a variety of combinations until Tommy pops on their faces.
Rescue accomplished, the three take off, and there's a long and weird chase scene-ish thing after which they reunite at Angel HQ.
Scene 6 - Joanna Angel, Charlotte Stokely, James Deen
Warning: Spoilers!
Joanna crashes her ex-boyfriend's house, only to discover that the kidnapper and James's new "normal" girlfriend are one and the same, and the whole thing is a revenge plot by a former schoolmate who's upset at having been passed over for a spot as an Angel. Joanna and Charlotte go at it with fingers, tongues and toys, pleasuring each other remorselessly until they can't stand the void anymore and have to wake up James to get his cock into the mix. He jumps in with a will, and the two girls take him every which way, ending up in Joanna's ass, and then Joanna and Charlotte swap his load back and forth.
Having rescued the President's daughter and foiled the plot, Joanna is appointed Vice President by Mr. Marcus, and gives a little speech about tolerance, and how you can become a superhero too (don't try it).
Ten years from now, this movie will be as dated and silly looking, as clearly rooted in its own goofy kid subculture, as any mid-eighties Caballero three-a-day job starring Amber Lynn in leg warmers and pink hair, but you're going to love it then, too. Its enthusiasm is infectious, and if you like girls with tattoos and piercings, there's no better option than either or both of the Joanna's Angels movies - or, for that matter, VCA, which seems to be leading the charge with the crazy alt-girls.
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